So said host Will Smith at Nickelodeon's 25th annual Kids' Choice Awards Saturday night. Specifically, Justin Bieber, Halle Berry, Chris Colfer and Taylor Lautner.
Berry received the infamous green blast in her seat, Glee star Colfer was caught off guard while presenting, and Lautner got his on the podium.
Justin Bieber's slime treatment closed out the big show - and narrowly missed First Lady Michelle Obama, was on hand to present Taylor Swift with the Big Help Award.
Obama's two daughters Sasha and Malia also managed to dodge the slime at the event (phew!), which honored Selena Gomez (above) Tim Tebow, LMFAO and more.
Yes, Tim Tebow got an award. Don't even bother to ask why. Just enjoy.
See the full list of 2012 Kids' Choice Awards winners after the jump: